*accidently has crush on someone 193739 miles away*
*likes your post* a great interaction, we are truly bonding
*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot