ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

tagged as:   #t 

definited:

i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash

tagged as:   #t 

somewhereineverland:

having social anxiety is bad because you cant have any relationships with anyone without spending all of your time consumed with thoughts like “they all hate me, they all laugh at me, they all think i’m annoying, everyone hates me and they don’t care about me at all”

so don’t fucking go around acting like having anxiety in social situations is cool because its not and it fucking sucks 

tagged as:   #t    #IMPORTANT 

marcmumford:

i’ve rolled my eyes 1002 times this week and it’s only tuesday

tagged as:   #t 
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
tagged as:   #me    #so much    #t 

goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole
tagged as:   #t 

britishtomsaremyfriends:

people who “grew out” of pokemon are weak and i have no time for them

tagged as:   #t 

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

tagged as:   #oh    #t 

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

tagged as:   #t 

crankily:

I put the pro in procrastination

tagged as:   #t 
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